Asians really want to be friends with me (a half-Asian)

5 December 2008

in Personal

I have 28 unanswered Facebook friend requests from people I don’t know. They’re nearly all Asian and live in Asia, so I’d expect them to have lots of Asian friends. But, weirdly, they seem to only have friends that are Asian girls. Sometimes hundreds and hundreds of them. My name doesn’t sound Asian, so I guess they’re just going through pages and pages of girls, hitting ‘add’ on anyone that looks Asian.

Here are some screen shots:

Here’s Hendra.


And here’s Hendra’s top friends. Sidenote: Thin Jessie would be a sweet nickname.


It looks like Ken might have a kid.


But that won’t stop him from getting to a 1,000 Asian girls.


Brian Giga looks like an Asian Crispin Glover.


His friends look like Asian girls. Even Max has lady glasses. Also, Owen is such a good girl’s name.


No idea if he’s Asian.


Friends.

Is anyone else getting Facebook racial profiled? I should change my Facebook photo to this old picture of me. My friend said I looked “very Japanese” here, whatever that means:



{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

alex December 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm

i still read your blog. this is great.

taylor December 8, 2008 at 8:40 pm

i found your blog because i read somewhere that you are writing the 33 1/3 Pinkerton book. maybe there’s a connection?

Jessica December 9, 2008 at 12:42 pm

I haven’t thought about that. But then…wouldn’t white college guys be adding me?

Reid Davis December 16, 2008 at 2:22 am

Jessica, I’d strongly investigate using those FB tools to make your profile a little less easily findable. Those guys creep me out, to be honest.

Chris April 21, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Wow, that’s creepy. But you’ve taken something creepy and made it really funny.

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