Twitter Updates for 2008-04-03

3 April 2008

Fresh Direct gave me a bag of quinoa. I used to make quinoa all the time, until I realized that it tastes bad, and looks like sperm. #
You’d be surprised at how many people find my blog by searching "zach condon dating." #
I hate when there are no tables available at Gramstand, yet two tables are taken by people wth no drinks or food, just mooching free WiFi. #