November 2007

How many times has Bruce Willis saved the world?

Estimated: 7 Disputed: Unbreakable — Implied will save world. Fifth Element – May save world.12 Monkeys – May have saved world, if ontological paradox does not exist Undisputed: All Die Hards. Armageddon: Ex. “The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?”

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Firm little sweeties

At Fresh Direct, but illegal in all states except Hawaii.

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New Theme

I’d been thinking of getting a new theme for this site for a while, but when I saw Derek Punsalan’s Grid Focus theme, I had to use it. It’s grayscale, it’s plain, and the teeth are almost completely gone. Hopefully it’ll inspire me to update more frequently too.

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