Guys, I’m the worst interviewer IN THE WORLD!

Watch worst-interviewer-in-the-world/Pitchfork staff writer Jessica Suarez interview the Black Keys in their hotel room. It is fairly entertaining to see how high they are. If you need an example, they take the people in Oprah’s life and assign them roles as McDonald’s characters. MP3 below.-It Fits Good

LIKE ANYONE CAN EVEN KNOW THAT.

I never get a lot of writing-related hate mail, and when I do it is mostly from superfans offended over a single mediocre review. I’ve responded to maybe four of them since I started. But this irked me because I’m proud of most of the interviews I’ve done. I’ve salvaged even the worst ones, really loved and cherished the best ones. Now, the Black Keys thing was awkward, I know. What you don’t see in the interview is an hour of “yes” and “no” answers to all my music-related questions. So, the editors cut it and kept in all the tangents and non-sequiturs. It was smart and kind of the Pitchfork.tv staff. I was, of course, a lot less awkward in my Mastodon / Neurosis interview, though most of my questions were cut out to keep the “bands talking to each other” concept consistent.

The above blog doesn’t have any comments except for three people pitching their bands. I don’t want to link to it because I don’t see much point. But for my vanity, here are some of my favorite past interviews:

Kevin Blechdom - Pitchfork Media
Feist - Pitchfork Media
Beck - Nylon (um, I have a clip, no link online though)
Clipse - CMJ New Music Monthly (online somewhere, also in PDF form on my work page)
Gnarls Barkley - CMJ New Music Report (One of my first in-person interviews, Cee-lo called my boots ‘crazy’ — ZANG!)
Islands - Pitchfork Media
Man Man - Pitchfork Media (of course)
Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson - Paper Thin Walls

Pitchfork is one of the few places that I’ve done long Q&A’s for. Another place was Rhino online. I had a great new Linda Ronstadt to transcribe. She’s famously brusk but we got along wonderfully. Then my laptop was stolen. Tragedy.

Note: I didn’t say this was the worst blog in the world, because LIKE ANYONE CAN EVEN KNOW THAT. But, I probably do, I have a lot of RSS feeds.



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  • Talked to Black Lips for Monday's Progress Report on Steregum. I mentioned their studio walls covered in inspirational quotes, but didn't mention that they also put up lots of girlie pictures (girlie is probably not the right word, since that makes you think of tasteful 1940s nude pinups. Pretty sure Black Lips are more the Barely Legal / High Society type).

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  • New Progress Report on Giant Drag. The Giant Drag story got picked up by the NME. Writes Annie: "It's funny how all of a sudden people i haven't talked to in awhile are
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  • I wrote a Band On The Street on Welcome Wagon for the Village Voice. They are the nicest band in the world, probably because they didn't start out as a band, but as a married couple. I'm working on a review of another couple band. I am sorta grossed out about how cute every couple band is.

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  • JessicaSuarez: I could go to the gym, or watch Elvis '68 Comeback on TV Land. Luckily, Watch More Elvis was one of my New Year's resolutions.

  • Jessica is cleaning up soot from her space heater catching on FIRE. Thank God for BB&B liberal return policy. And that I was awake when it happened.

  • Jessica Mark got me a Swiss Army knife, Sontag journals, and a Ravenclaw scarf for Christmas. Together that about covers everything I like ever.

  • JessicaSuarez: I had a four-hour dream about Thom Yorke last night.

  • Jessica saw Yes Man tonight. Seeing Criss Angel tomorrow night. Family fun @home.

  • JessicaSuarez: Just found my childhood baseball card collection! Shit's gotta be worth something. http://twitpic.com/vit9

  • JessicaSuarez: My brother's Xbox is out for repair, so no Halo 3 and Guitar Hero over vacation for me this year. Now I just want my own Xbox.

  • JessicaSuarez: At the jetblue terminal, going to las vegas. And I only have one bio, one Progress Report, and three album reviews due between now and xmas!

  • JessicaSuarez: The new Secretary of the Interior is in a cowboy hat and bolo tie--the official state neckwear of Arizona.

  • JessicaSuarez: MTV's announced a TV version of How's Your News? Did they fire their reporters and hire handicapped people? Does that save money?

  • Jessica just thought of a possible EMP proposal 20 minutes ago. Stupid.

  • JessicaSuarez: Screw this band: http://tinyurl.com/6zhvf8

  • Jessica is thinking of learning to use Drupal or Joomla.

  • JessicaSuarez: @selftitledmag Say hi for me!

  • JessicaSuarez: Tonight's the biggest full moon in 15 years. Hit me up if you need quicksilver or wolfsbane.

  • JessicaSuarez: At dirty projectors-how does this guy get his voice to do that thing?